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Dog Shit Ice Cream

And here is why I like Mark Steyn, even if he is a goddamn Canuck.

Half a decade or so back, I wrote: “It’s a good basic axiom that if you take a quart of ice-cream and a quart of dog feces and mix ’em together the result will taste more like the latter than the former. That’s the problem with the U.N.”

I think he's a bit wrong, it only takes a tablespoon or so to ruin the whole batch - but then again, it seems more like 8 parts dog shit to 2 parts ice cream at the UN nowadays. And that's why I like Ambassador Bolton - he sees it for the fly-infested pile of crap it is.

And yet, the President sidles up to the soda fountain, takes a big heaping spoonful, and calls it ambrosia.

Bullshit. Or Dog Shit, as it may be.

Maryk out.

400 F-BOMBS OR LESS 09.24.09

The United Nations Celebrity Roast of America and Israel

Today was apparently the United Nations roast of America and Israel. There was an all star line-up of featured speakers.

First up they went old school with the man with a plan if you wanted some shit blown up in the 80's. He took a little time off after Ronald Reagan dropped a fucking bomb on his pad. Don't kid yourself though, this guy still wants to party like its 1980, its Muammar Qaddaffi! How the fuck are we supposed to spell your name today Gaddafi? I don't want to say Muammar is still a terrorist but hey, did this guy ever, and I mean ever, apologize for the "infidels" he had killed? No, and why the fuck should he, right? What's that Moemer? You still hate America? You support Al Quaeda and wish Obama could be President forever? Well, don't we all? This guy still kills 'em after all these years. Ok Mohammar, time to go, no seriously, get off the fucking stage. Is that an F-14 I hear overhead?

Next up, Hugo Chavez. You all remember Hugo, he recently did an interview on how to indoctrinate school children into socialism. Hugo says the Devil (George W. Bush) was here yesterday and it still smells like sulphur today. Man, you can never hear too many George W. Bush is the fucking Devil/ Hitler jokes can you? The whole U.N. system is worthless? I can't disagree with that Hugee baby. Tell Sean Penn we said kiss our asses.

Now, welcome to the stage, here to apologize for the U.S. of A. and ready to dictate policy to Israel...Barack Hussein Obama. I don't want to say that he's sorry, but man, this mother fucker is sorry, if you know what I mean. Israel, why don't you stop getting in the way of Palestinian bombs and Muslim civilizations eh? No seriously, get the fuck out!

Alright folks, time to take a break. Don't go too far though, the big finish is coming up. See if you can guess which holocaust denier has been given a forum to bash America and threaten Israel. That's right...its that crazy fucking Muslim who wants to blow Israel the fuck up...Mahmoud Ahmadinejad! We apologize to Vladimir Putin, maybe we can get your ass in tomorrow.

--Rightofcourse

FINALLY: THE OFFICIAL EFFINGCONS FUCK CHARLES JOHNSON THREAD

LGF finally went An Insult Too Far. That sadistic little twerp has been begging for The Mother Of All Ass-Whuppings for nearly two years, and his request is finally granted:

• Rude Dog has gotten sick and tired of Charles Fucking Johnson
• Robert Spencer lays on some well-deserved whup-ass
• South Texian has had just about as much of that son of a bitch's bullshit as he can take
• Saberpoint loves the smell of whup-ass in the morning
• Da Tech Guy: Pop some popcorn!
• Ex-LGFers laugh in glee as Charles Johnson punks out like the sniveling baby they always knew he was
• Valley of the Shadow lumped CJ in with various other worthless assholes who maybe aren't quite as worthless as Charlie Boy
• Hey, did anybody notice what a pathetic loser Charles Johnson is?.
• Doug in Florida Goes Completely Off-Topic With Sexy Hannah Giles bikini photos

To be updated, as further ass-whuppings arrive. Please contribute new ass-whuppings on your own blog or in the comments.

UPDATE: No disrespect intended to Bob Belvedere's future wife, Hannah Giles. And thanks to Dan Effing Collins.

Squirelling away ACORNs

It’s about numbers - not only bringing money in, but people into the organization's orbit. "Organize the unorganized" as it says at the end of their Core Principles. They can use these names and numbers to grow their base.

I’m sure they are paid by their sponsoring groups and various government agencies based upon how many contracts they write. No contracts, no money.

Based upon reporting about their GOTV activities, ACORN itself pays it’s employees almost solely on a commission basis in actual practice, if not in policy. I recall that the registrars were threatened with entire loss of pay for not getting their quota, which led to the extreme and illegal measures their employees took to get those registrations. I would not be surprised if this were the case here, leading to a culture of “get the numbers, I don’t care how or what you have to do or say” sales. And if these poor schmucks fuck up and get caught, they cut them loose without a care and ACORN says “all fixed.”

If all that is true throughout the organization, there truly seems to be an “Animal Farm” culture there. They hook them in with these lofty goals espoused in their Core Principles, yet use those very principles to yoke them to the most depraved of practices they (very) vocally deplore. I wonder how many of them are looking at their leaders and realize they are living those ominous final words of that book:

“No question, now, what had happened to the faces of the pigs. The creatures outside looked from pig to man, and from man to pig, and from pig to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which.”

Wait - Fox and Friends found one (courtesy of NEWSBUSTERS).

Maryk out.

No Sheeples Here >>Glenn Beck 9/12 Call To Action: Let’s Quarantine Corruption And Refound This Nation

George is back!

H/T vodkapundit.



Maryk out.