tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-83422949033775216802024-03-12T21:13:46.396-04:00The Conservatives Who Say F*ckBecause Sometimes, You Just Have to Say, 'WTF?'Robert Stacy McCainhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03084541621503669804noreply@blogger.comBlogger138125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8342294903377521680.post-61501227373785432922016-11-06T15:51:00.000-05:002016-11-06T15:51:19.728-05:00Hello? Anyone home?<br />
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Crimeny, it's been *years* since anyone posted here.<br />
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BTW, I declared at a party on Labor Day 2015 that I would vote for Donald Fucking Trump before I would vote for Hillary.<br />
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:sigh: I guess now I get my chance.Jeff Weimerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07802456524746485019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8342294903377521680.post-67010849462143185292013-07-06T23:15:00.000-04:002013-07-06T23:15:00.591-04:00Instapundit on a rantGlenn had to get something off his chest. <br />
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As we say here....Fuck.<br />
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<a href="http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/171982/">http://pjmedia.com/instapundit/171982/</a>Jeff Weimerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07802456524746485019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8342294903377521680.post-21218659066103362302012-09-20T08:04:00.000-04:002012-09-20T08:05:11.443-04:00The Apocryphal Einstein
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smitty1ehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06559464300318848169noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8342294903377521680.post-41088268295472471612012-08-05T16:00:00.001-04:002012-08-05T16:00:42.693-04:00Channeling Herbert KornfeldOver at <a href="http://pjmedia.com/vodkapundit/2012/08/05/i-cant-stop-reading-this/">VodkaPundit</a>. Heh.smitty1ehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06559464300318848169noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8342294903377521680.post-9303232211374087702011-10-23T20:25:00.000-04:002011-10-23T20:25:08.734-04:00AGW follies<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on">
<a href="http://cbullitt.wordpress.com/2011/10/23/lubos-finds-the-idiotic-agw-headline-of-the-week/">AGW follies</a> at Soylent Green. Heh.</div>smitty1ehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06559464300318848169noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8342294903377521680.post-41888189294891004302011-07-16T22:40:00.001-04:002011-07-16T22:42:23.070-04:00Taco Bell<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://consumerist.com/2011/07/15/adam.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 420px; height: 357px;" src="http://consumerist.com/2011/07/15/adam.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></a><br />Via <a href="http://kaching.tumblr.com/post/7708941680/how-to-quit-your-job-at-taco-bell">Gerard</a>smitty1ehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06559464300318848169noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8342294903377521680.post-81652508516743884412011-05-11T12:06:00.000-04:002011-05-13T16:26:08.631-04:00Because I Hate You All So MuchAt about <a href="http://www.mystyle.com/mystyle/fightwithstyle/skincancerprevention/index.jsp">the 14 second mark</a>.<br />
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But it's for a good cause.Dave Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13779153708960447630noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8342294903377521680.post-43453146169399003682011-04-06T00:02:00.000-04:002011-04-06T00:02:36.751-04:00Chris Matthews Performs His Own Version Of "Jizz In My Pants"His eyes look at the TV screen<br />
That lets me make up what that means. <br />
His baritone voice echos, "yes we can" <br />
And I'm one of the few that understands.<br />
I'm transported onto his Greek stage<br />
The colors in my head are in a rage.<br />
He looks at me without me needing to beg<br />
He says my name and tingles shoot down my leg<br />
and I <br />
<br />
Jizz in my pants<br />
<br />
This would never of happened to Olbermann. <br />
What set if off was the crease in his slacks<br />
Next time we talk I'll be sure to first jack. <br />
<br />
And now I <br />
<br />
Jizz in my pants<br />
<br />
Don't say anything, I want this to be my lede.<br />
It's attention like this is what I need. <br />
With my ratings, I'll take what I can get. <br />
<br />
Now I’ll go to my room and change<br />
<br />
I need a few things for a story clip<br />
Editing video, looking for a place to snip.<br />
Another speech of yours appeared on screen<br />
The warm feeling flushed and I screamed. <br />
This isn't like me when I worked for Carter<br />
His sweater vest never made me hotter<br />
Something about your baritone voice<br />
Makes my boy parts go all moist.<br />
<br />
And I <br />
<br />
Jizzed in my pants<br />
<br />
It’s perfectly normal, nothing wrong with me<br />
I'm going to need a clean up in the NBC lobby <br />
And now I’m posed in an awkward stance because I<br />
<br />
Jizzed in my pants<br />
<br />
To be fair you were talking a lot<br />
Plus your delivery got me bothered and hot<br />
Please stop acting like you’re not impressed<br />
<br />
All your speeches are on my iPod<br />
Ready to watch when I want to shoot my wad <br />
I wonder if the same thing happens to Maddow<br />
And I<br />
<br />
Jizzed in my pants<br />
<br />
<br />
Last week – I saw the crease<br />
In your pants that David Brooks told me about<br />
I was hoping to touch the hem of your pants leg<br />
When I <br />
<br />
Jizzed in my pants<br />
<br />
At the National Press Club Dinner, <br />
I was invited to attend.<br />
I saw the Secret Service usher you in <br />
and I <br />
<br />
Jizz in my pants<br />
<br />
Mika Brzezinski said something about you and I<br />
<br />
Jizz in my pants<br />
<br />
Passed operational control over to NATO and I<br />
<br />
Jizz in my pants<br />
<br />
When you bow to foreign dignitaries I<br />
<br />
Jizzed in my pants<br />
<br />
ObamaCare was passed and I...<br />
<br />
Jizzed… in… my pants<br />
<br />
Jizzed… in… my pants<br />
<br />
Ok seriously you guys can we… ok…<br />
<br />
I jizz right in my pants every time you’re next to me<br />
And when you're on TV it’s like having sex with me<br />
You say I’m premature I just call it ecstasy<br />
I wear a rubber on 'Hardball' now, it’s a necessity<br />
<br />
Cuz I<br />
<br />
Jizz… in… my pants<br />
<br />
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants<br />
Yes I jizz in my pants, yes I jizz in my pants)<br />
Yes I jizz… in… my pants<br />
(I jizz in my pants, I jizz in my pants) <br />
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<object width="560" height="349"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/4pXfHLUlZf4?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/4pXfHLUlZf4?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="560" height="349"></embed></object>Dave Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13779153708960447630noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8342294903377521680.post-62206901554986806032011-03-25T06:03:00.000-04:002011-03-25T06:05:01.951-04:00Danzig Has Another Brick On The Effin' Lawn<a href="http://crazyinternetbeatz.com/post/4049672138/a-danzig-story">Heh</a>.smitty1ehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06559464300318848169noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8342294903377521680.post-68457882227779269432010-11-09T21:46:00.003-05:002010-11-09T21:50:54.994-05:00Missing Missile Missiveby <i>Smitty</i><br /><br />The <a href="http://www.theblaze.com/stories/experts-unexplained-missile-may-just-be-a-jet-plane/" target="_blank">left coast missile surprise</a> has dominated the news of the day.<br />We can now reveal the truth. That wasn't just any missile; it was a King Missile:<br /><object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/byDiILrNbM4?fs=1&hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/byDiILrNbM4?fs=1&hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>smitty1ehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06559464300318848169noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8342294903377521680.post-17330598323205461212010-10-13T13:41:00.002-04:002010-10-13T21:52:36.944-04:00What Does Dick Blumenthal And The Pedophile From The Movie, Happiness Have In Common?Other than they look like they could have been separated at birth? <br />
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First, here's Dick: <br />
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Contrast with the pedophile from the movie, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0147612/"><i>Happiness</i></a>.<br />
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<div style="color: red;"><span style="font-size: x-small;"><b>WARNING</b>: You may need to wash your soul after viewing this clip. It's disturbing.</span></div><br />
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The physical similarity between the two men is eerie.<br />
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Except Blumenthal is edging out in front with the creepiness factor.Dave Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13779153708960447630noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8342294903377521680.post-64695766258702482612010-10-08T15:56:00.000-04:002010-10-08T15:56:18.906-04:00Obama’s “Hope-A-Dope” Nation<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjoWO8wGTSGkM17nyLdQDza2NB9gtJCFj3Sf0994TBFRMYAwena6F8CZLa8ixTWye6GWmnKJ6F8m4Xxtb-y6CRuiWZ62m8nSNk5JR3_CrV_5iO6FeuzMNdxGDzvVUR2FA2H0cUxRxL-0gU/s1600/Hope-A-Dope.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" ex="true" height="286" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjoWO8wGTSGkM17nyLdQDza2NB9gtJCFj3Sf0994TBFRMYAwena6F8CZLa8ixTWye6GWmnKJ6F8m4Xxtb-y6CRuiWZ62m8nSNk5JR3_CrV_5iO6FeuzMNdxGDzvVUR2FA2H0cUxRxL-0gU/s400/Hope-A-Dope.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">With two years left in his term, the errand boy sent by grocery clerks presides over a nation in deep and ever-growing trouble.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Through his propaganda of carefully crafted, semi-divine, yet vague and appealing buzzwords, Fearless Reader won the public's support. <strong>Now, his cult is crumbling.</strong></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Washington seeks to extend our dependence on government in perpetuity. A record forty-two million Americans are on food stamps. That's an 18% jump from 2009 and 1.4% from June 2010.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Political scientist William Voegeli's new book, <em><a href="http://www.amazon.com/Never-Enough-Americas-Limitless-Welfare/dp/1594033765/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1286549803&sr=1-1">"Never Enough: America's Limitless Welfare State"</a></em> notes, "Liberals don't want the government to grow indefinitely. They just want it to be bigger than it is right now."</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">We are seeing, firsthand, that big government’s trillion-dollar stimulus programs don’t produce jobs.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The Democrats' stimulus includes "$145 billion in state and local aid to forestall austerity measures in the public sector," notes <a href="http://www.manhattan-institute.org/html/miarticle.htm?id=6511">Manhattan Institute senior fellow E.J. McMahon</a>. As private sector workers suffer layoffs, salary cuts and pay freezes, the stimulus gives raises to government employees—who increasingly dominate Big Labor, <strong>which returns the favor with cash for Democrats.</strong></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">"I have no better friend in labor than AFSCME," House Speaker Nancy Pelosi once said of the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees, the U.S.' largest political campaign donor, giving over $38 million since 1990, almost all to Democrats.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The gelding who occupies the Oval Office infused federal aid to states and localities pumping up the paychecks of heavily unionized public employees who already earn more, on average, than the people who pay their salaries.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">Finally, lower cost was the campaign promise of ObamaCare, but as Medicare actuaries confirmed, it will increase healthcare costs. The president's government takeover has already begun to boost private health insurance premiums and all we’ve seen to date is the tip of the iceberg. Still more frightening—there are two more years left in this president-in-training’s term.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><strong>May God have mercy on this nation.</strong></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div>No Sheeples Here!http://www.blogger.com/profile/13101908341642041723noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8342294903377521680.post-70971168602916548602010-10-07T17:34:00.001-04:002010-10-07T17:35:45.863-04:00BREAKING: 89,000 Bogus Stimulus Checks Sent To Jailbait And Dead People<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgohtmfvRHICvdkesUMpQknWP5Wx5i77HhkhSTAwjDChHNNeTPvdQlI04ulzw_NTItoy2l8M_jcQhy3tvM_YhNFQBQtbM_zdJzpazRad8pFZBydFIaoDtgBrGm9ubf48b6LACI-jOOd7n4/s1600/Bogus+Stimulus+Checks.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; cssfloat: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" ex="true" height="285" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgohtmfvRHICvdkesUMpQknWP5Wx5i77HhkhSTAwjDChHNNeTPvdQlI04ulzw_NTItoy2l8M_jcQhy3tvM_YhNFQBQtbM_zdJzpazRad8pFZBydFIaoDtgBrGm9ubf48b6LACI-jOOd7n4/s400/Bogus+Stimulus+Checks.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The Social Security Administration, the agency was charged with distributing one-time payments, sent about <a href="http://blogs.wsj.com/washwire/2010/10/07/maybe-you-can-take-it-with-you-stimulus-checks-sent-to-the-dead/">89,000 bogus stimulus checks</a> of $250 each to dead and jailed people according to a new inspector-general’s report.</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The report said that of these payments, about 55,000, were sent because the recipients had died recently, and the Social Security Administration had not been informed of their deaths by states, families or funeral homes at the time the payments were sent. The remaining 17,000 of the mistaken payments were attributed to the Social Security Administration failing to properly process death records that it did have. <strong>The combined total of the bogus payments totals an astounding $22.3 million. </strong></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">The Social Security Administration says that the stimulus package <strong><em>didn’t include</em></strong> a provision allowing it to try to retrieve funds that were mistakenly sent out, so it can’t try to retrieve the money. <strong>Are you fucking kidding me?</strong></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;">A long-time campaigner against waste, Sen. Tom Coburn (R-OK) said, “This report highlights the broader problems with the Recovery Act itself. At a time like now, when nearly $350 billion in waste, fraud and abuse in the federal government annually has been reported and our national debt closing in on $13.5 trillion, these findings represent the epitome of congressional stupidity and a total disregard for accountability.”</span><br />
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<div style="background: white; text-align: justify;"><span style="color: black; font-family: 'Arial','sans-serif';">Originally posted at <a href="http://www.nosheepleshere.blogspot.com/"><span style="color: purple;">No Sheeples Here</span></a>.</span></div></div>No Sheeples Here!http://www.blogger.com/profile/13101908341642041723noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8342294903377521680.post-9152168950757912452010-09-26T21:29:00.004-04:002010-09-26T21:51:06.295-04:00To Ron Radosh at PJM, who's lackey isn't doing his jobHis piece is here:<br /><br /><a href="http://pajamasmedia.com/ronradosh/2010/09/23/why-republicans-will-not-win-the-senate/">http://pajamasmedia.com/ronradosh/2010/09/23/why-republicans-will-not-win-the-senate/<br /></a><br />A taste:<br /><br /><blockquote>Now consider today’s Republican Party. At a moment when it is poised to present meaningful conservative alternatives to the stale bromides of a bankrupt liberalism, far right activists who demand ideological purity and rigidity on all issues dominate the activist base, and seemingly are succeeding in producing a conservatism that is both not electable and far removed from appealing to the disappointments that are driving so many away from the Democratic Party. </blockquote><br /><br />My comment, and now response (since whoever there moderates comments couldn't be bothered) here at this august blog:<br /><br />The center-right has been successfully demonized as being “radical” and “far-right” so long now that people, like you Ron, take it as conventional wisdom, which is definitely conventional, but rarely wise.<br /><br />We need to redefine what “centrist” actually means. I believe it is not merely someone who sits in the middle between left and center-right, as that implies a center-left mindset – and that satisfies no-one. Not the 20% self-described “liberal” and definitely not the 42% of the electorate who claim “conservative”. Even the 35% who currently claim “moderate”, when push comes to shove, will abandon that and go one way or the other. And that will almost invariably end up with a majority of “conservatives” in the electorate. So someone tell me why we should have a party that panders to that middle group and leaves the larger “base” unfulfilled instead of embracing the base and reaching out to the “moderates” and convincing them that their agenda most meets their needs? After all, the moderates are the ones that need convincing and they put themselves there to be convinced. Besides, do you really think a “centrist” party is going to peel off any part of the 20% of “liberals”? When a self-identified group gets near those numbers, it’s the hard-core true-believers. they can’t BE convinced to vote for you.<br /><br />In essence, Ron, you’re advocating the same policies the GOP has run for nearly ever – chase the “moderates” by being “centrist” and throw a couple bones to the conservatives but generally ignore them as they will always be there. Which was what Bush and the Republican leadership have done since Gingrich was ousted, and continue to try to do this year with neglect and active hostility towards conservative challengers in Florida, Delaware, and Alaska. Basically, be “Democrat-lite” and manage the disaster that liberalism is creating instead of actually averting it. What did that get them in 2006 and 2008?<br /><br />Oh, yeah, the people will vote for the actual Democrat or Republican rather than the pale imitation.<br /><br />Let's give the people an actual party for which to vote.Jeff Weimerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07802456524746485019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8342294903377521680.post-363355453378045262010-09-25T08:36:00.000-04:002010-09-25T08:36:16.125-04:00Amy Schumer Advertises Herself Out To Be An Easy DateThanks to <a href="http://datechguy.wordpress.com/2010/09/24/the-must-read-post-of-the-day-by-stephen-crowder/">Da Tech Guy</a> by way of the <a href="http://hotair.com/archives/2010/09/23/quotes-of-the-day-462/">Hot Air quotes for the day</a>. <br />
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At about the 3:58 mark, <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amy_Schumer">Amy Schumer</a> lets it slip that she's had sex with about a "Baker's two dozen". So about 26 guys for a woman who isn't in her thirties yet. Out of everything she said, that could have been the worse thing that came out of her mouth. During that clip, obviously.<br />
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What irks me is how she feels it's somehow incumbent upon herself to attack Crowder's position about abstinence. Because she's been around the block more than a few times somehow makes her more wise than Crowder. She assumes that Crowder is the naive virgin with rose colored glasses and it's her duty to remove them. <br />
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She couldn't even muster up enough self esteem to give him a pat on the back and say, "Good job. Won't work with me because, you know, I'm kind of a gutter trollop myself but if it works for you. . ." <br />
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Note to Amy, being flat on your back doesn't make you world-wise. Only world weary. <br />
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Anyone else could have traded in their level of fame for some chick who was ready to trot but he hasn't. There's something to be said about the willpower and character of Crowder.Dave Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13779153708960447630noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8342294903377521680.post-83469200702739310732010-09-15T22:50:00.000-04:002010-09-15T22:50:02.169-04:00A Visual Representation Of How It Use To Work With Voters And GOP RINOsThe chimp on the left was the RINO. The chimp on the right use to be the voters. <br />
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Christine O'Donnell beating noted old guy and RINO Mike Castle was one of the first of many slaps to the hand. <br />
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Thanks to <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/todd/5-reasons-you-shouldnt-take-your-kids-to-the-lrb">BuzzFeed</a> for the photograph.Dave Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13779153708960447630noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8342294903377521680.post-3247905050705408822010-08-16T01:28:00.000-04:002010-08-16T01:28:36.800-04:00Fucking A Right This Belongs HereThanks to Carol over at<a href="http://nosheepleshere.blogspot.com/2010/08/fck-kool-aid.html"> No Sheeples Here for a terrific video</a>. She answers the rather <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oA7yluQDfpY">childish video</a> put forward by the 'Fuck Tea' party. . . Or whatever their name is this week. Coffee, cocoa, loose stool, you know, their preferred drink instead of Tea. <br />
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I'm not sure but <a href="http://nosheepleshere.blogspot.com/2010/08/fck-kool-aid.html">I think this is how a video starts to go viral</a>:<br />
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Once you've seen it, you can't unsee it.Dave Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13779153708960447630noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8342294903377521680.post-60475906963001246812010-07-02T11:48:00.000-04:002010-07-02T11:48:53.346-04:00Kim Kardashian Cloned*<a href="http://www.aceshowbiz.com/news/view/00033651.html">Or standing with her wax double</a>? It's up to debate which on has had more work done. <br />
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*Alternative title was <i>Kim Kardashian Kloned</i> in an effort to make Charles Johnson tilt at hidden windmills.Dave Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13779153708960447630noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8342294903377521680.post-28175051838550317052010-06-19T00:10:00.003-04:002010-06-19T01:07:24.207-04:00Moe has it right here<a href="http://moelane.com/2010/06/18/rsrh-qotd-angry-capitalist-spectre-edition-nsfw/">I fucking despise Communism</a>.<br /><br />And he can't say it at RedState, for obvious reasons. But he sure can say that here!<br /><br />I agree with him. for all the reasons there are. Historical, economic, individualist. Whatever. There is nothing, in my opinion, that communism has to show for itself, except pain and grief. And dedicated fans in the prosperous West, who don't or won't recognize that they can't have what they have now if they get the regime they want. <br /><br />Moe and I are roughly the same age with just as roughly similar backgrounds (Union and Democrat parents), we were born in the midst of the Vietnam war and grew up in it's aftermath. We both were taught by teachers who cut their teeth on the "peace" and "antiwar" movements. It WAS the '70s and '80s after all. He got much more of it than I - he went to college and got <a href="http://moelane.com/2010/06/18/rsrh-absolutely-safe/">"a liberal arts major with a degree in English lit and some grad school work in library science"</a>. I joined the Navy. We both came out alright. I think he had a harder time of it, though. Much more to wade through.<br /><br />He makes the point that communist countries can't even feed themselves, and therefore they are by definition illegitimate. This is true. Many of us who are our age and older remember Carter's wheat sales to the USSR, and we wondered then, why do they need our wheat, if they are this huge country pledged to our destruction? Why can't the feed themselves? Why do we need to feed them so they can kill us?<br /><br />But it's more than that. Communism killed the soul of those it let survive. Everything for the state, no individuality please, thank you. That's why they had cars like the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trabant">Trabant</a> (and were grateful for it) and not cars like the <a href="http://www.carlustblog.com/2010/06/syrena-sport.html">Syrena Sport</a>. <br /><br />The West, relatively (and more in some places than others), was a "work hard, play hard" kind of place. And it let you play hard, if that was your wont. Behind the iron curtain, it was "work harder" and all glory was to the state, prole, be happy you are furthering the glorious revolution! Isn't that what you want? To be part of something larger than yourself? <br /><br />That last sentence is key, I think, to the mindset of those who were caught behind the curtain and those who hold nostalgia today. We ALL want to be part of something larger than ourselves. It gives us meaning and a sense of belonging and purpose. I joined the Navy for that very reason. But I think those that fetishize communism and socialism feel the same way, that they are furthering a cause. That makes them dangerous. They're not doing it for themselves, you see, but for humanity. And nothing, not even human bodies, are too high a price for human perfection. <br /><br />But Moe, you, and I know that the perfect is the enemy of the good. <br /><br />MrMaryk out.Jeff Weimerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07802456524746485019noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8342294903377521680.post-73944336701205062802010-06-16T13:14:00.011-04:002010-06-16T15:56:26.618-04:00Fuck John McCain, THIS is straight talk<object height="340" width="560"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Evtt-R7Rmdw&hl=en_US&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Evtt-R7Rmdw&hl=en_US&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" height="340" width="560"></embed></object><br /><br />Chris Christie for President! <br /><br />I'm not fucking kidding. Did you see the look on the people's faces? Even those who you <span style="font-weight: bold;">KNOW</span> would normally disagree?<br /><br />This guy has an ability to connect at a visceral level, and speak truths that no one can deny, <span style="font-style: italic;">no matter</span> their political persuasion. I don't give a shit if he's fat. He gets the job done, and that's always been the criteria, hasn't it? Compare this to last night's Oval Office speech.<br /><br />Yes, I'm a fan. I've seen the man work.<br /><br />UPDATE: From <a href="http://hotair.com/archives/2010/06/16/video-christie-talks-about-real-change-in-new-jersey/">Ed Morrisey at Hotair</a>, who has been doing this much longer and better than I (and for filthy lucre - is there a correlation?):<br /><blockquote><br />One of the questions that often comes up in analysis is whether the American electorate is really prepared for the kind of tough budget cuts that are necessary to get the country back on the right track of fiscal responsibility. Christie is making New Jersey into a test case. Its electorate tilts towards the Democrats, but they elected Christie handily to reject the Leftward policies that ran the state aground. Christie has publicly and explicitly challenged the public-sector unions, has already enacted significant cuts to the budget and some services, and offers this kind of defense of conservative policies on a regular basis. If New Jersey voters wind up rewarding Christie for his clear-eyed and honest work, it should serve as a lesson that voters really do understand that there is no free lunch, and that they’re prepared to reward fiscal responsibility over pork-barrel politics.</blockquote><br /><br />Says it better than I. Could be why I'm a dilettante and he's a professional, methinks.<br /><br />MrMaryk Out.<br /><br />Crossposted at <a href="http://www.redstate.com/jeffweimer/2010/06/16/forget-john-mccain-this-is-straight-talk/">Redstate</a>Jeff Weimerhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07802456524746485019noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8342294903377521680.post-17243243678626822892010-06-16T11:00:00.002-04:002010-06-16T11:27:58.700-04:00Things To Make Matthew Yglesias's Mangina Hurt. Part IIVia <a href="http://theothermccain.com/2010/06/16/get-some-get-some/">Smitty, the Senior Fellow over at The Other McCain Institute</a>.* <br />
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Yglesias doesn't have anything about this yet but it's still early in the morning. Which will consist of something about right wing militias and violence and Congressional outreach to embrace the public. <br />
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Oh, wait. That last one was Democrat Congressman Bob Etheridge attacking strangers on the street in a drunken haze. Or something. <br />
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*If a useless tool like Eric Boehlert can be considered a 'Senior Fellow' at Media Matter, why not someone who actually deserves the title? Unless Boehlert has sullied the title to the point no one wants to touch it.Dave Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13779153708960447630noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8342294903377521680.post-67349582042014132892010-06-09T23:35:00.000-04:002010-06-09T23:35:45.507-04:00This Is What The Kids Are Watching Nowadays For Music VideosLady Gaga doing her part in taking over the title of 'Gutter Trollop Of A Skanky Whore' from Madonna. <br />
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Ace has <a href="http://ace.mu.nu/archives/302492.php">more about Gags here</a>.Dave Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13779153708960447630noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8342294903377521680.post-62783420088019575132010-05-28T11:25:00.001-04:002010-05-28T11:26:07.859-04:00Welcome To The Party, OrrinAbout time <a href="http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2010/05/28/hatch_the_presidents_responsible_for_the_destruction_of_our_country.html">you bought a fucking clue as to what Obama is doing</a>. <br />
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But you will save your powder in the Senate Confirmation hearings for a real battle and give Elena Kagan a pass. No need to ruffle the feathers of your poker buddies. <br />
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The same way you kept your powder dry on Eric "I can call the US a 'Nation of Cowards' but can't call Radical Islam 'Radical Islam'" Holder. <br />
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The same way you kept your powder dry on that Wise Latina Woman.<br />
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The same way you kept your powder dry on Janet "<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxw1bO6OoVhQSvFr_GDTEq6Lu6FVqONRanzn2KtUM-5C375wPd_yJ9Zkd28agHGKKH08GQt0pCR2h0DIm9z3w2cEa1AgB4wB_zvZ7SopbpUDPwOn7om6fmKN_SesVHqVKAYlx6PqQAMX7A/s1600-h/napolitano-sleeping.jpg">J-Nap</a>" Napolitano. <br />
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And the same way you kept your powder dry on Timmy "Turbo Tax" Geithner. Who, according to the <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/01/14/AR2009011403682.html?hpid=topnews">senior Senator from Utah</a>: <br />
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May you go the way of <a href="http://www.americanthinker.com/blog/2010/05/sen_bob_bennett_declines_to_pu.html">Bob Bennett</a>.Dave Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13779153708960447630noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8342294903377521680.post-40500279955276667512010-05-24T11:06:00.001-04:002010-05-24T11:08:59.323-04:00Things To Make Matthew Yglesias's Mangina HurtThe first in an ongoing series of what makes Matthew Yglesias curl in a corner of the kitchen, scarfing down a half gallon of ice cream. Other than another dateless Friday night.<br />
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And to prove that <a href="http://yglesias.thinkprogress.org/archives/2010/05/why-does-alabama-need-an-election-for-agriculture-commissioner.php">Yglesias's pissed himself scared over this commercial</a> (Warning, linking directly to "Think [snicker] Progress").Dave Chttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13779153708960447630noreply@blogger.com0