Thursday, April 2, 2009

A brief explanation of who we are

This is one of those ideas whose beautiful fucking simplicity makes you wonder why the fuck no one ever thought of it before.

We are conservative bloggers who say, "fuck." Maybe we don't say "fuck" on our own blogs, because our families and people at our churches read that shit. But we don't think we're going to roast in hell for all eternity because occasionally we see something in the headlines that causes us to say, "What the fuck?" Nor do we believe we're totally fucked up just because we like to see some sweet C-cup rackage every once in a while.

We are The Conservatives Who Say Fuck, proudly so, and if you don't like it, fuck you.
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15 comments:

  1. S.loganApril 2, 2009 at 1:56 PM

    Genius. I've opted for "eff" lately but even that has got me some raised eyebrows from the related by church and blood crowd. I now have an outlet. My unladylike streak thanks you.

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  2. The Rude DogMay 4, 2009 at 11:47 AM

    Fuck Yeah!

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  3. JimmieMay 5, 2009 at 11:14 AM

    Fucking hell this looks like a fun place to spend a rant or three.

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  4. herc takes fiveMay 6, 2009 at 1:02 PM

    fff...fffu...fffuu...no, just can't do it. shoot.

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  5. BobMay 7, 2009 at 9:08 AM

    I'm home.

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  6. Bob BelvedereJune 28, 2009 at 7:48 PM

    Fuckin' A Beautiful...

    Why the fuck didn't you fuckin' tell me about this fuckin' site before RSM...well, maybe, just fuckin' maybe you did and I wasn't fuckin' listening...shit, gotta get off the persciption meds.

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  7. Cynthia Yockey, A Conservative LesbianJune 29, 2009 at 1:04 AM

    Stacy, et al.:

    Why the fuck didn't you put A Conservative Lesbian in your blogroll?

    If you need help with applying your style manual, I believe that would go "A Fucking Conservative Lesbian." I can see how deciding the whole "fucking" placement in my blog's name could trip you up.

    Cynthia

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  8. AnonymousJuly 8, 2009 at 5:52 PM

    Fuck-a-duck.

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  9. ChanceAugust 27, 2009 at 2:43 PM

    We are no longer the conservatives who say fuck...We are now the conservatives who say...shittyshittyfuckfuckpussytits

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  10. ChanceSeptember 8, 2009 at 2:55 AM

    I think Right of fucking course should be in the blogroll too. I'm right of this one, of fucking course

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  11. ChanceSeptember 8, 2009 at 2:35 PM

    Right of fucking course should be on the blogroll here. I'm right of this, of fucking course.

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  12. AnonymousSeptember 9, 2009 at 11:57 PM

    I do try really hard not to say the "f" word and then I hear the crap Cass Sunstein talks about -like my dog can sue me or I can be sued by the flock of ducks that insist on crapping on my driveway, and yeah the dog got loose and killed one...does the flock need a guardian ad litem or does the dog or do they both. Oh fuck me to tears, I might as well shoot myself. But if I go, I am taking the fucking ducks with me.......

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  13. The Daily RetardNovember 4, 2009 at 1:55 AM

    I myself say fuck every fucking time I get the chance! God, I am glad Dr. Dave has your fucking blog hooked up in his blogroll, becuase now I am fucking linking to you from MY fucking blogroll!

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  14. thebrokenrattleDecember 14, 2009 at 11:07 AM

    I love you guys

    I was one of the guys who never cursed, ever.

    I am now foul-mouthed when the timing is right, freaks the fuck outta people who aren't expecting it from normal-reserved me.

    Merry Fucking Christmas!

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  15. Wakefield TolbertApril 15, 2010 at 8:57 PM

    Adding to the fun here, it has come to my attention that Girl On the Right has a foul fucky mouth sometimes, as does a new Twitter pardoy of Biden that popped up since the Bidenesque f-bomb a while back, who goes by the moniker JoeFuckingBiden http://twitter.com/joefuckingbiden

    After all, it's a big fucking deal!

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