This is one of those ideas whose beautiful fucking simplicity makes you wonder why the fuck no one ever thought of it before.
We are conservative bloggers who say, "fuck." Maybe we don't say "fuck" on our own blogs, because our families and people at our churches read that shit. But we don't think we're going to roast in hell for all eternity because occasionally we see something in the headlines that causes us to say, "What the fuck?" Nor do we believe we're totally fucked up just because we like to see some sweet C-cup rackage every once in a while.
We are The Conservatives Who Say Fuck, proudly so, and if you don't like it, fuck you.