Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Missing Missile Missive

by Smitty

The left coast missile surprise has dominated the news of the day.
We can now reveal the truth. That wasn't just any missile; it was a King Missile:

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

What Does Dick Blumenthal And The Pedophile From The Movie, Happiness Have In Common?

Other than they look like they could have been separated at birth?

First, here's Dick:



Contrast with the pedophile from the movie, Happiness.

WARNING: You may need to wash your soul after viewing this clip. It's disturbing.



The physical similarity between the two men is eerie.

Except Blumenthal is edging out in front with the creepiness factor.

Friday, October 8, 2010

Obama’s “Hope-A-Dope” Nation

With two years left in his term, the errand boy sent by grocery clerks presides over a nation in deep and ever-growing trouble.

Through his propaganda of carefully crafted, semi-divine, yet vague and appealing buzzwords, Fearless Reader won the public's support. Now, his cult is crumbling.

Washington seeks to extend our dependence on government in perpetuity. A record forty-two million Americans are on food stamps. That's an 18% jump from 2009 and 1.4% from June 2010.

Political scientist William Voegeli's new book, "Never Enough: America's Limitless Welfare State" notes, "Liberals don't want the government to grow indefinitely. They just want it to be bigger than it is right now."

We are seeing, firsthand, that big government’s trillion-dollar stimulus programs don’t produce jobs.

The Democrats' stimulus includes "$145 billion in state and local aid to forestall austerity measures in the public sector," notes Manhattan Institute senior fellow E.J. McMahon. As private sector workers suffer layoffs, salary cuts and pay freezes, the stimulus gives raises to government employees—who increasingly dominate Big Labor, which returns the favor with cash for Democrats.

"I have no better friend in labor than AFSCME," House Speaker Nancy Pelosi once said of the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees, the U.S.' largest political campaign donor, giving over $38 million since 1990, almost all to Democrats.

The gelding who occupies the Oval Office infused federal aid to states and localities pumping up the paychecks of heavily unionized public employees who already earn more, on average, than the people who pay their salaries.

Finally, lower cost was the campaign promise of ObamaCare, but as Medicare actuaries confirmed, it will increase healthcare costs. The president's government takeover has already begun to boost private health insurance premiums and all we’ve seen to date is the tip of the iceberg. Still more frightening—there are two more years left in this president-in-training’s term.

May God have mercy on this nation.

Thursday, October 7, 2010

BREAKING: 89,000 Bogus Stimulus Checks Sent To Jailbait And Dead People

The Social Security Administration, the agency was charged with distributing one-time payments, sent about 89,000 bogus stimulus checks of $250 each to dead and jailed people according to a new inspector-general’s report.

The report said that of these payments, about 55,000, were sent because the recipients had died recently, and the Social Security Administration had not been informed of their deaths by states, families or funeral homes at the time the payments were sent. The remaining 17,000 of the mistaken payments were attributed to the Social Security Administration failing to properly process death records that it did have. The combined total of the bogus payments totals an astounding $22.3 million.

The Social Security Administration says that the stimulus package didn’t include a provision allowing it to try to retrieve funds that were mistakenly sent out, so it can’t try to retrieve the money. Are you fucking kidding me?

A long-time campaigner against waste, Sen. Tom Coburn (R-OK) said, “This report highlights the broader problems with the Recovery Act itself. At a time like now, when nearly $350 billion in waste, fraud and abuse in the federal government annually has been reported and our national debt closing in on $13.5 trillion, these findings represent the epitome of congressional stupidity and a total disregard for accountability.”

Originally posted at No Sheeples Here.

Sunday, September 26, 2010

To Ron Radosh at PJM, who's lackey isn't doing his job

His piece is here:

http://pajamasmedia.com/ronradosh/2010/09/23/why-republicans-will-not-win-the-senate/

A taste:

Now consider today’s Republican Party. At a moment when it is poised to present meaningful conservative alternatives to the stale bromides of a bankrupt liberalism, far right activists who demand ideological purity and rigidity on all issues dominate the activist base, and seemingly are succeeding in producing a conservatism that is both not electable and far removed from appealing to the disappointments that are driving so many away from the Democratic Party.


My comment, and now response (since whoever there moderates comments couldn't be bothered) here at this august blog:

The center-right has been successfully demonized as being “radical” and “far-right” so long now that people, like you Ron, take it as conventional wisdom, which is definitely conventional, but rarely wise.

We need to redefine what “centrist” actually means. I believe it is not merely someone who sits in the middle between left and center-right, as that implies a center-left mindset – and that satisfies no-one. Not the 20% self-described “liberal” and definitely not the 42% of the electorate who claim “conservative”. Even the 35% who currently claim “moderate”, when push comes to shove, will abandon that and go one way or the other. And that will almost invariably end up with a majority of “conservatives” in the electorate. So someone tell me why we should have a party that panders to that middle group and leaves the larger “base” unfulfilled instead of embracing the base and reaching out to the “moderates” and convincing them that their agenda most meets their needs? After all, the moderates are the ones that need convincing and they put themselves there to be convinced. Besides, do you really think a “centrist” party is going to peel off any part of the 20% of “liberals”? When a self-identified group gets near those numbers, it’s the hard-core true-believers. they can’t BE convinced to vote for you.

In essence, Ron, you’re advocating the same policies the GOP has run for nearly ever – chase the “moderates” by being “centrist” and throw a couple bones to the conservatives but generally ignore them as they will always be there. Which was what Bush and the Republican leadership have done since Gingrich was ousted, and continue to try to do this year with neglect and active hostility towards conservative challengers in Florida, Delaware, and Alaska. Basically, be “Democrat-lite” and manage the disaster that liberalism is creating instead of actually averting it. What did that get them in 2006 and 2008?

Oh, yeah, the people will vote for the actual Democrat or Republican rather than the pale imitation.

Let's give the people an actual party for which to vote.

Saturday, September 25, 2010

Amy Schumer Advertises Herself Out To Be An Easy Date

Thanks to Da Tech Guy by way of the Hot Air quotes for the day.

At about the 3:58 mark, Amy Schumer lets it slip that she's had sex with about a "Baker's two dozen". So about 26 guys for a woman who isn't in her thirties yet.  Out of everything she said, that could have been the worse thing that came out of her mouth.  During that clip, obviously.



What irks me is how she feels it's somehow incumbent upon herself to attack Crowder's position about abstinence. Because she's been around the block more than a few times somehow makes her more wise than Crowder. She assumes that Crowder is the naive virgin with rose colored glasses and it's her duty to remove them.

She couldn't even muster up enough self esteem to give him a pat on the back and say, "Good job. Won't work with me because, you know, I'm kind of a gutter trollop myself but if it works for you. . ."

Note to Amy, being flat on your back doesn't make you world-wise. Only world weary.

Anyone else could have traded in their level of fame for some chick who was ready to trot but he hasn't. There's something to be said about the willpower and character of Crowder.

Wednesday, September 15, 2010

A Visual Representation Of How It Use To Work With Voters And GOP RINOs

The chimp on the left was the RINO. The chimp on the right use to be the voters.

Christine O'Donnell beating noted old guy and RINO Mike Castle was one of the first of many slaps to the hand.


Thanks to BuzzFeed for the photograph.

Monday, August 16, 2010

Fucking A Right This Belongs Here

Thanks to Carol over at No Sheeples Here for a terrific video. She answers the rather childish video put forward by the 'Fuck Tea' party. . . Or whatever their name is this week. Coffee, cocoa, loose stool, you know, their preferred drink instead of Tea.



I'm not sure but I think this is how a video starts to go viral:

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Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Friday, July 2, 2010

Kim Kardashian Cloned*

Or standing with her wax double? It's up to debate which on has had more work done.


*Alternative title was Kim Kardashian Kloned in an effort to make Charles Johnson tilt at hidden windmills.

Saturday, June 19, 2010

Moe has it right here

I fucking despise Communism.

And he can't say it at RedState, for obvious reasons. But he sure can say that here!

I agree with him. for all the reasons there are. Historical, economic, individualist. Whatever. There is nothing, in my opinion, that communism has to show for itself, except pain and grief. And dedicated fans in the prosperous West, who don't or won't recognize that they can't have what they have now if they get the regime they want.

Moe and I are roughly the same age with just as roughly similar backgrounds (Union and Democrat parents), we were born in the midst of the Vietnam war and grew up in it's aftermath. We both were taught by teachers who cut their teeth on the "peace" and "antiwar" movements. It WAS the '70s and '80s after all. He got much more of it than I - he went to college and got "a liberal arts major with a degree in English lit and some grad school work in library science". I joined the Navy. We both came out alright. I think he had a harder time of it, though. Much more to wade through.

He makes the point that communist countries can't even feed themselves, and therefore they are by definition illegitimate. This is true. Many of us who are our age and older remember Carter's wheat sales to the USSR, and we wondered then, why do they need our wheat, if they are this huge country pledged to our destruction? Why can't the feed themselves? Why do we need to feed them so they can kill us?

But it's more than that. Communism killed the soul of those it let survive. Everything for the state, no individuality please, thank you. That's why they had cars like the Trabant (and were grateful for it) and not cars like the Syrena Sport.

The West, relatively (and more in some places than others), was a "work hard, play hard" kind of place. And it let you play hard, if that was your wont. Behind the iron curtain, it was "work harder" and all glory was to the state, prole, be happy you are furthering the glorious revolution! Isn't that what you want? To be part of something larger than yourself?

That last sentence is key, I think, to the mindset of those who were caught behind the curtain and those who hold nostalgia today. We ALL want to be part of something larger than ourselves. It gives us meaning and a sense of belonging and purpose. I joined the Navy for that very reason. But I think those that fetishize communism and socialism feel the same way, that they are furthering a cause. That makes them dangerous. They're not doing it for themselves, you see, but for humanity. And nothing, not even human bodies, are too high a price for human perfection.

But Moe, you, and I know that the perfect is the enemy of the good.

MrMaryk out.

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Fuck John McCain, THIS is straight talk



Chris Christie for President!

I'm not fucking kidding. Did you see the look on the people's faces? Even those who you KNOW would normally disagree?

This guy has an ability to connect at a visceral level, and speak truths that no one can deny, no matter their political persuasion. I don't give a shit if he's fat. He gets the job done, and that's always been the criteria, hasn't it? Compare this to last night's Oval Office speech.

Yes, I'm a fan. I've seen the man work.

UPDATE: From Ed Morrisey at Hotair, who has been doing this much longer and better than I (and for filthy lucre - is there a correlation?):

One of the questions that often comes up in analysis is whether the American electorate is really prepared for the kind of tough budget cuts that are necessary to get the country back on the right track of fiscal responsibility. Christie is making New Jersey into a test case. Its electorate tilts towards the Democrats, but they elected Christie handily to reject the Leftward policies that ran the state aground. Christie has publicly and explicitly challenged the public-sector unions, has already enacted significant cuts to the budget and some services, and offers this kind of defense of conservative policies on a regular basis. If New Jersey voters wind up rewarding Christie for his clear-eyed and honest work, it should serve as a lesson that voters really do understand that there is no free lunch, and that they’re prepared to reward fiscal responsibility over pork-barrel politics.


Says it better than I. Could be why I'm a dilettante and he's a professional, methinks.

MrMaryk Out.

Crossposted at Redstate

Things To Make Matthew Yglesias's Mangina Hurt. Part II

Via Smitty, the Senior Fellow over at The Other McCain Institute.*

Yglesias doesn't have anything about this yet but it's still early in the morning. Which will consist of something about right wing militias and violence and Congressional outreach to embrace the public.

Oh, wait. That last one was Democrat Congressman Bob Etheridge attacking strangers on the street in a drunken haze. Or something.



*If a useless tool like Eric Boehlert can be considered a 'Senior Fellow' at Media Matter, why not someone who actually deserves the title? Unless Boehlert has sullied the title to the point no one wants to touch it.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

This Is What The Kids Are Watching Nowadays For Music Videos

Lady Gaga doing her part in taking over the title of 'Gutter Trollop Of A Skanky Whore' from Madonna.



Ace has more about Gags here.

Friday, May 28, 2010

Welcome To The Party, Orrin

About time you bought a fucking clue as to what Obama is doing.

But you will save your powder in the Senate Confirmation hearings for a real battle and give Elena Kagan a pass. No need to ruffle the feathers of your poker buddies.

The same way you kept your powder dry on Eric "I can call the US a 'Nation of Cowards' but can't call Radical Islam 'Radical Islam'" Holder.

The same way you kept your powder dry on that Wise Latina Woman.

The same way you kept your powder dry on Janet "J-Nap" Napolitano.

And the same way you kept your powder dry on Timmy "Turbo Tax" Geithner. Who, according to the senior Senator from Utah:

[C]alled [Geithner] "brilliant" and "honest" and said that, despite his tax errors, "I don't think we can get a better person for this position. . . . He has the kind of background that should be very helpful to us at this time."

May you go the way of Bob Bennett.

Monday, May 24, 2010

Things To Make Matthew Yglesias's Mangina Hurt

The first in an ongoing series of what makes Matthew Yglesias curl in a corner of the kitchen, scarfing down a half gallon of ice cream. Other than another dateless Friday night.



And to prove that Yglesias's pissed himself scared over this commercial (Warning, linking directly to "Think [snicker] Progress").

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Send A T-Shirt And Send A Message (Let’s Make This Go Viral)

Tim, of Left Coast Rebel, contacted me via email with a request to make an idea go viral in support of the five kids who were sent home because they chose to wear T-shirts that depicted the American flag. The idea is the brainchild of Chris, the proprietor of My Thoughts on Freedom. I’m supporting the effort and I hope you will too.

If you own a blog, please repost this on your site and invite your readers to send T-shirts to the patriotic kids who stood up for America to let them know that we’ve got their backs.
America is under attack. Ourhistory, our culture and our way of life has been assailed by forces from within to the point that if you celebrate America and what it stands for, you are called a racist, a Nazi or a tea bagger.

The latest assault on America came last week when five high school students in California were sent home for the day because they chose to be patriotic and wore T-shirts depicting the American flag on Cinco de Mayo. This act of patriotism was deemed incendiary by one school official and offensive and disrespectful by students of Mexican descent who claimed that this was their day to celebrate Mexico.

This cannot be tolerated. Even though the school's principal has since apologized, that does not begin to address the issue which is this is America and every day we are a free nation is a cause to celebrate.

To this end, we need to band together to show the anti-America crowd that we will not accept these assaults on free speech and patriotism. We also need to show, not only these five students but, students across the country that they should not be ashamed or fearful of showing their pride in America at any time.

Please show your solidarity and send a flag adorned T-shirt or any other representation of the flag to:
Flags for Freedom
c/o Live Oak High School
1505 East Main Ave.
Morgan Hill CA 95037

Let the kids know that America’s got their back.


Read more at No Sheeples Here.

Tuesday, April 20, 2010

Fuck, I haven't posted in a while

So here's some choice pics from last weeks tea party. Press pass, bitches!

Victoria Jackson and Chris Cassone


Have you met an MP today?


mu mu mu mu my Michelle!


Both of have been called Dick, but one of us is me.


And now you have visual on MrMaryk. God help us all.

Tuesday, April 13, 2010

Moron Dinner Theater

From the comment section over at Ace of Spades.
[This is a dialog between MONTY, a hard-hearted individualist; and CHET, his neighbor. MONTY earns his living in a scattered way: pimping, murder-for-hire, trick-roping, singing in honky-tonks, and running a halfway house for nude dancers. CHET works for the state government as a third assistant to the supervisor in the Department of Culverts, Abutments, and Rights-of-Way; he is the foreman of his union local.]

Scene: CHET anxiously rings MONTY's doorbell. He barely glances at the IF YOU'RE SELLING SOMETHING, PISS OFF sign near the door.

Monty: Well, Chet. It's been, what? Forever? What brings you over to the dark side? Did you come to pick up all the crap your dog left on my lawn?

Chet: Monty! Monty...I...my boss Paulie sent me over. You know Paulie?

Monty: That fat turd who took forever to process my "Monty's Home for Wayward Pole-Dancers" permit? That guy? 'Cause if it is, fuck that guy, and fuck you for reminding me of him.

Chet: No. I mean, yes, that's the guy, but...well, Paulie wanted me to go to everyone in the neighborhood. To explain the...the situation.

Monty: Situation?

Chet: Yeah. Apparently...well, the state is broke. The recession, you know? And, well, you know I'm due to retire this year, and--

Monty: Retire? You're what, 50? Who retires at fifty fucking years old?

Chet: Hey, I got my thirty! My dad got me the job in the culvert inspection department right out of high school! Anyway, there's kind of a...a problem. With the, uh, the pension fund. The state promised some fat increases back in the day, but it looks like the required payment to the pension fund this year will require over 100% of expected revenues.

Monty: So that pothole in the street will only get bigger and deeper? The kids already call it Lake Watchoolookinatwillis. I think a croc lives in it. Or an alligator. Whatever the fuck we got in the northern hemisphere.

Chet: Uh...yeah, I guess. I been meaning to have the road crew look at it, but union rules prohibit them from working on any day that ends in a "y", you know. Anyway, what I really wanted to say is that Paulie -- that's my boss -- wants me to go around and explain why your property tax assessment is going up. If we don't cover the pension shortfall, it could mean that I have to work another five years. And that's just not fair!

Monty: Fair? How about this: fuck yourself. And you can carry a cordial "fuck you" over to that fat fuck Paulie too. My property taxes have gone up every year I've lived here -- property values sink, the roads suck, snowplows don't run in the winter. What the fuck am I paying you people for?

Chet: Hey, now! The State pays us!

Monty: Ever wonder where that money comes from, O Zimba the Wise? From tax receipts. Which means you do work for me, directly. And as your boss, let me repeat: fuck you.

Chet: So you don't care if hard-working people lose their retirements? What am I supposed to tell my family?

Monty: Tell them you got robbed. Tell them that someone lied to your gullible ass every day for the past thirty years, made you totally unrealistic promises they had no intention of keeping, and that you were too stupid to make contingency plans. Tell them that you traded your honor and integrity for job security so many years ago that you've forgotten what it's like to do an honest day's work. In short, my poor clueless busted-luck friend: tell your family that you fucked up and that you're sorry. Tell them that you intend to immediately begin saving every spare dime, that you plan to work two jobs, that you'll beg, barter, or sell anything of value you have to keep a roof over your family's head. Or you can just dispense with the niceties and pull a gun on me -- if you're going to rob me, just be up front about it.

Chet: I don't know where the hate is coming from. Aren't we neighbors? Fellow citizens?

Monty: A neighbor and fellow citizen wouldn't be trying to rob me.

Chet: It's not robbery! We just want what we're owed!

Monty: You're owed what you earned. And from where I'm standing, chum, you haven't earned Jack Shit. You're acting on behalf of liars and thieves, and you're trying to extort payment out of me because you ended up believing all that bullshit you've been slinging over the years. Well, you're shit out of luck as far as this peon is concerned: I ain't giving you the stink off of my shit. You want your money? Go get it from the fuckers who lied to you.

Chet: You know, we can make you pay your taxes. It's the law!

Monty: You can't make me do fuck-all. Oh, you and people like you can punish me if I don't obey, but you can't make me do anything I don't want to do. And you know what? A government that's too chicken-shit to call "theft" by its proper name is probably too chicken-shit to come and arrest me either. Fuck them and fuck you too, pal. Live on your salary like everyone else.

Wednesday, April 7, 2010

As Usual, Megan Fails to Appreciate the Spendthrift Mindset.

It's all very well and good to reiterate the conventional wisdom that a tax refund means you've made an interest-free loan to the government. We know that.

We also know that it's a simple matter to transfer funds from a savings account (back) into a checking account—which is what happens when the spendthrift uses automatic deductions from his or her checking account once or twice a month.

What you want to do, if you suffer from financial "impulsivity,"* is open a savings account that is in a different bank from where you do your checking. It should be across town from you, and inconvenient to your bank. They should keep old-fashioned bankers' hours, and you don't want a debit card that's linked to it, either.

* The real word is "implusiveness," but apparently people who work in psychiatry or psychology like to use a different word, so we'll know that they are "one of the club." It's reminiscent of attorneys substituting "which" for "that"—the usage may be wrong, but it marks them as part of an (illiterate) elite.

Thursday, April 1, 2010

Thursday, March 25, 2010

Health Care Haiku

In the BFD tradition of VPOTUS.

An Open Letter To Steny Hoyer

Suck it up, you fucking pussy.

You received a death threat and want Republicans to denounce them?

Where the fuck were you when there were the calls of 'Kill George Bush' went out? Don't play dumb, you cocksucker. Where were the Democrat party calls for 'Civility Now'? A fucking movie was made about the assassination of President Bush. Or as you have it filed under in your DVD collection, 'Something I Furiously Beat My Dick Off To.'  The response from Democrats?  Crickets.

Where were the calls for civility for your own party member, Bart Stupek, when he was receiving threats about possibly voting against ObamaCare?

Leading a revolt against President Barack Obama’s healthcare legislation over abortion has been a “living hell” for Rep. Bart Stupak (D-Mich.).
[. . .]
The fight has taken a toll on his wife, who has disconnected the phone in their home to avoid harassment.
“All the phones are unplugged at our house — tired of the obscene calls and threats. She won’t watch TV,” Stupak said during an hourlong interview with The Hill in his Rayburn office.

You pass a very unpopular bill that's now the law of the land and you are pissing and moaning about the repercussions from your actions? Grow the fuck up.

If I sound pissed it's because I am.  Not by the bill that was signed into law last Tuesday but because of political grandstanding by looters like you.  And because you tend to have your head up Obama's ass, I'll spell this out, this posting is not a threat but an attempt to explain how real life works.

You and your party helped to cultivate a climate of hate for the last eight years. Your fascist, feckless Reader still can't make it through a major speech without blaming Bush. People on the right and even those in the center have watched with amazement the sheer vitriol and rage that has powered the loony left. It has not gone unnoticed that they have been operating with relative impunity either.

When normal, everyday people took up signs last year and took a stand at the Tea Parties, they were instantly slurred by Anderson Cooper and David Schuster as 'Teabaggers' (It's what you do for Rahm Emmanuel, if you need a clue).  The slur was repeated by that waste of a human life, Robert Gibbs and others in Congress.  When millions of Americans made plans to go march on Washington DC on September 12, they were painted as bigots, racists or ignorant inbreds bitterly clinging to their guns and religion.

You can only insult and push people around for so long.  Pretty soon, you will hit part of them that will push back.   Do you really think the general public will want to send you invite to the next Tupperware party?

It's time you learn that you reap what you sow, you fucking ignorant pile of yak dung.  By sitting on the sidelines with your thumb up your ass and not saying a thing about the hate on the left, you paved the way for what is happening now.  Actions have consequences.  So does inaction.

Stop your damn grandstanding, crying "Woe is me", you fermented pool of monkey spunk.  By your actions and votes on bills that you haven't read and blatant disregard for the American people has led you to this.  I have a daughter learning to ride a bike who cries less than you.  Deal with what you did like a big boy who doesn't need diapers anymore.  

And fuck you, Steny Hoyer.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Well. . .

Fuck, this sucks.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Parents, This Is What Your Kids Are Listening To



I remember when Madonna was supposed to be edgy.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Really?

H/T Hotair Headlines



Heh.

My favorite song this weekend



What? Don't like Kid Rock? Too fucking bad, don't watch.

Heh

Tip of the hat goes to Knuckledragging My Life Away.

Friday, March 5, 2010

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Caption Contest


Yes, these can easily be topped.
  • Barney Frank's Tent.
  • A sneak peak inside the gated community of Charles Johnson.
  • Representation of what America will look like after the full effect of Obama's economic policies.
  • Brain Trust of Little Green Footballs annual meeting.

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Andrew Breitbart Says It Best To John Podesta

Breitbart isn't having a breakdown but rather experiencing righteous indignation against dogshit-eating liars like Max Blumenthal.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Why Is It That Liberals Know All The Good Obscure Slang?

With Donnie Douche* calling Marco Rubio a 'Coconut'?

If you are in need of some f'king knowledge like I was about the term, Michelle Malkin has the rundown.

Quick primer for those of you unfamiliar with the “coconut” insult:

If you are a conservative with Latino/Pacific Islander/Filipino heritage, you’re a coconut (brown on the outside, white on the inside).

If you are a conservative with Asian heritage, you’re a Twinkie or banana (yellow on the outside, white on the inside).

And if you are a conservative who happens to be black, you are an Oreo (black on the outside, white on the inside).

Okay, who is getting hungry?
I need to add one more. I spent a few years doing work out on the Navajo and Hopi Indian Reservations a decade or so ago. Apple is another term. Red on the outside, white on the inside.

Back to the guy with the German sounding name who denigrated minorities.

Maybe Donnie Douche is endorsing Charlie Crist because they go to the same tanning salon? Who knows?

One thing, Donnie Douche with his gelled and sculpted coiffure does look kind of creepy. He looks straight out of central casting to be the kind of dad who will encourage his daughter – when she’s a teenager -- to invite her friends over for a sleepover.  Then take pictures of them while they are bouncing on a trampoline.

Or the kind of guy who will get his girlfriend pregnant then dump her. Oh, wait. That he did do.

*Yes, I know his name really is Donnie Deutsch and that calling him Douche is akin to grabbing at fruit so low hanging, it may as well be on the ground. But after fucking around with a married woman as well as dumping his pregnant girlfriend, he's earned it. Easily.

Via Not One Red Cent.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

Scott Edwards fucking rocks

Scott is chairman of the Republican Party Animals. Just met him here, smoking outside the Marriott Wardman Park Hotel where the 2010 CPAC has ended.

He'd better start fucking posting here soon.

Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Not A Michael Steele Fan

Irons in the Fire just isn't a booster of the gentleman.

Monday, February 8, 2010

One More Down

Democrat Jack Murtha has passed away.

Will he be missed? Let me put it this way, I cried a little when I had my morning shit.

Over Murtha? Not so much.

Friday, February 5, 2010

So Far, This Looks To Be The Best Super Bowl Commercial

Evah. Jumped the gun on this. Turned out it wasn't a Super Bowl commercial after all.

Saturday, January 30, 2010

Fucking SNOW!!!




Must. Do. Donuts.

Maryk out.

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Friday, January 22, 2010

At The Golden Globes

Christina Hendricks and the girls make an appearance.



And she and they are spectacular.

Sunday, January 17, 2010

We know you're not much for trucks, Mr. President

"Everybody can run slick games," he added. "Forget the truck. Anybody can buy a truck."

Exhibit one:



Well, I think Brown is going to "truck" you and your fucked-up agenda Tuesday. Hope you like a shit sandwich, your types have been trying to feed it to us for a year.

MrMaryk out.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

I Don't Watch This Show. . .

. . .But this was funny. And informative. From Gawker.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Heh Part II


Thanks to Jim.

Monday, January 4, 2010

Remember, NPR Is Helped With Your Tax Money

Fucking cocksucker by the name of Mark Fiore is a talentless hack who wouldn’t know a political discussion if it crapped on his chest then smeared it on his upper lip. His cartoons have the coherency of someone on a weekend bender of Quaaludes and Angel Dust and his thinking capacity is as clear as my dad’s last colonoscopy when he forgot to drink the cleanser the night before.

From Ace.