Friday, May 8, 2009

WWJD?

From Matthew 21:18-22 (King James Version)

For those conservatives who have issues swearing.

18Now in the morning as he returned into the city, he hungered.

19And when he saw a fig tree in the way, he came to it, and found nothing thereon, but leaves only, and said unto it, Let no fruit grow on thee henceforward for ever. And presently the fig tree withered away.

20And when the disciples saw it, they marvelled, saying, How soon is the fig tree withered away!

21Jesus answered and said unto them, Verily I say unto you, If ye have faith, and doubt not, ye shall not only do this which is done to the fig tree, but also if ye shall say unto this mountain, Be thou removed, and be thou cast into the sea; it shall be done.

22And all things, whatsoever ye shall ask in prayer, believing, ye shall receive.


I tried not to parse the passage by taking it out of context. But I think it's pretty clear what happened. A time for everything under the sun.

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Media Cheering For Al Fucking Franken

After giving him blowjobs for months, the motherfucking mainstream media is engaged in a full court press to put the election-stealing, America-hating socialist piece of shit Al Franken in the Senate.

Fucking great.

Take this typical piece from the Times (UK) in which Franken's seating as the junior senator from Minnesota is an all but foregone conclusion.

According to Franken fellatrix Sarah Baxter it's going to happen soon:

A COMEDIAN who had a walk-on part in the Rutles film spoof of the Beatles is poised to deliver a 60-seat super-majority to the Democrats in the Senate as President Barack Obama consolidates his grip on the levers of power.

Al Franken, 57, a satirist turned Democrat politician, is expected to be proclaimed the winner of the protracted race for the US Senate in Minnesota, in time to give Obama a free hand to appoint a Supreme Court replacement for retiring Justice David Souter without fear of Republican blocking tactics. [...]

Fuck you very much, Sarah. Over here in the colonies we'll just let the system run its fucking course.