A national fucking sales tax? A fucking White House Office of Social Innovation? Supreme Court Justice Sotomayer? China shorting fucking T-bills? An economy losing 16,000 jobs a day since February?
When the fuck did I die, and what the fuck did I do wrong, to wake up in this fucking Orwellian hell? I wouldn't wish this hell on Charles Fucking Manson.
UPDATE: OUT OF MY COLD DEAD FUCKING HANDS!
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Why the fuck is DBD not on this fucking blogroll?
ReplyDeleteFuck.
Are you fucking happy now?
ReplyDeleteSo much gratuitous fucking. I think I need a cigarette.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the Soviet Union! Obama's just picking up where Gorby left off....
ReplyDeleteSocial Innovation? What the fuck?
ReplyDelete"Enlist all Americans?" What the hell am I to you? I don't owe you shit. This is why I failed my government class in high school: I will NOT be forced into mandatory volunteer work. Voluntary is a root word, goddamnit! Hurray for night-school government class!
I like the message he keeps sending. YOU WILL SERVE. YOUR CHILDREN WILL SERVE. Fuck you, bitch! No kid of mine is going to indoctrination camp!
My grandfather used to say:
ReplyDelete"It's not the face you fuck but the fuck you face"
This fuck we're about to face is fucked up...
Fuckin' A. I owe you a big fuckin' favor.
ReplyDeleteFrack.
ReplyDeletegolly
ReplyDeleteFucking passed up again! Would you fucking fix that, please? Fuck!
ReplyDeleteI can't fucking believe that No Fucking Sheeples Here! isn't on your fucking blogroll. What kind of fucking blog is this anyway?
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck! If you can't say it you can't do it!
This fucking blog is only averaging 35 fucking hits a fucking day? It's fucking hilarious. It's fucking travesty. I will post a link at my fucking chess blog--that should result in at least a temporary three percent increase. Fuck it, I'll personally visit every fucking day. That should be a six fucking percent increase. Who says one man can't fucking make a difference in Obama's CFA (Collective Fucking America)?
ReplyDeleteEh, I already fucking enlisted. Five fucking times cause I'm too hardheaded to learn the first four.
ReplyDeleteNice fuckin' place ya got here. I like it. Looks - lived in, if ya know what I mean. Comfortable.
So. You need a membership card to stick around for a while, or do ya gotta be famous like that Attila girl or that Muir funnyguy?