Thursday, July 16, 2009

Operation Renaissance

Just got off the phone with a Democratic source that I'm trying to develop for the IG-Gate story. I've talked about the source I call "Deep Cleavage." This one I'm calling "Renaissance," for reasons that could be explained, but won't.

What I need, my dear friends, is some prayer. Yeah, I know, Effing Conservatives is a strange kind of venue to be asking for prayer, but I didn't want to put this on one of my more common blogging places. Stuff gets around, the Internet is a hard place to keep secrets, and Renaissance doesn't realize how important it is for me to have a trustworthy, confidential source on the Democratic side of this investigation.

"Investigative reporting" is kind of a misnomer, as if it involved something other than regular old-fashioned journalism. Basically, "investigative reporting" involves stuff that important officials don't want publicly known, secretly disclosed to the press by people who know about the stuff.

Nothing is more important to this kind of reporting than trust: The source has to know that the reporter will not (a) report anything that isn't ready to be reported yet, or (b) accidentally identify the source, who might be fired if his identity were discovered.

Sometimes, the source is leaking with permission of his boss, but it's still important to conceal specifically where it's coming from, in order to avoid unwanted consequences. It's easy enough for a conservative reporter to develop Republican sources, but developing a Democratic source . . . like I said, pray.

The reason I'm writing this is kind of as a memo to myself. If Operation Renaissance works out like I hope it will work out, it's going to be beautiful. However, budgetary considerations require that I ask my friends to hit the tip jar. Renaissance wants to go to lunch, and . . . well, in such a situation, a gentleman doesn't want to appear to be a cheapskate.

Charm can be a valuable resource, so if you're reading between the lines, hit the tip jar. And pray.

To quote a line from Toy Story 2: "I'm a married spud! I'm a married spud!"

Saturday, July 11, 2009

Phallus of malice


To paraphrase Carlin:
Our thrust is to prick holes in the stiff front erected by the debt dealers. We must keep mounting an offensive to penetrate any crack in their defenses. Let’s get on them. Let’s ram through a stiff tax law so it will be hard for them to get it up. It’ll be hard on us, but we can’t lick it by being soft!

What an effing suppository.
h/t Bluegrass Pundit

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Things That Make You Say Fuck


Completely off-topic (well, as concerns the political aspect of this site, anyway), but seeing as this is my inaugural post, I reckon that gives me license.

For any fans of The Wire, this clip'll be familiar. For everyone else, watch and learn as it's proven beyond any reasonable doubt that fuck is a more versatile (and just plain better) word than even dude.

Dude.

Ignore the one or two non-eff-words at the beginning of the video. From 25 seconds on, the scene is nothing but a fuck-fest (in vocabularic terms). This is the benchmark, conveying everything that needs be said through one simple, beautiful word.

And now, please go visit my site.

Because it's fuckin' ace.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Rachel Sklar Says, "See, We Weren't Being Assholes!"

"You know how you can tell we weren't being assholes? Because we, the legacy media, finally got Sarah Palin to quit public life!"

q.e.fucking.d.

Thursday, July 2, 2009

"Give it some bollocks..."

The new call to Give the Senate Some Balls recalls the Sex Pistols in a clip that doesn't really go anywhere else. Who knew Kermit was such a potty mouth?

Okay. I'm Quitting Estrogen Cold-Turkey.

Because if I'm happy and horny, no one fucking posts here. Not really. You want a vibrant conservative/libertarian movement?—well, then: you'll pray for lots of PMS among the anti-Statist females.

I'm not denigrating men, and I'm not suggesting that women are the sole driving force of civilization. I'm merely pointing out that the smart money isn't supporting those who get in our way.